December 2008
50 posts
Ugly is in the eye of the beholder.
– Kerri
New Year’s Eve is like prom — overrated.
– Megan
Coraline looks very creepy and dark and wonderful.
I just realized Britney Spears and I have the same...
ameliamagritte:
I cannot decide if I am excited or depressed about this.
christine: catherine's just been reading all day.
mom: yeah, it's time for you to get in the party spirit.
me: i changed my Facebook status!
mom: that was crucial.
A 9 year old wanted to propose to his crush, and his mom told him that if she said yes, he would have to pay for her for the rest of his life. The boy said, “It would be worth it.” Awww. »The Frisky
Sometimes I enter random phrases into my browser to see who owns the domain. I was very surprised to discover that whatsthis.com takes you to Yoplait’s website.
Why isn’t he gay? Or into you?
The first beaver to be seen in New York City in 200 years has returned to the...
– Newswise
I say “festive” way too often.
I’m the only girl I know who doesn’t like cupcakes. They give me headaches.
I respect pythons. I don’t respect minks.
– Annika, on why she wouldn’t wear python shoes and is mad at J.Crew for selling them (but wants a fur coat)
The voice of Nemo aka Shane Botwin aka Alexander Gould is on “Pushing Daisies”! And he doesn’t sound like Nemo anymore!
Hot New Dessert: Peanut Butter!, Bon Appetit Names It Dessert Trend Of The Year
As a peanut butter connoisseur, I am quite pleased with this news.
I dressed for yesterday’s weather.
On Dec. 29, a flight from NYC to Akron, Ohio, costs $89. On the same day, a flight from Akron to NYC costs $276.
I can’t figure out how to reblog from my blackberry. Apparently Tumblr discriminates. That being said, I declare Jon (underwhelmer) Thursday’s winner. His six-word memoir: Her dog has a twitter. Seriously.
Would wear bacon as a thong.
– underwhelmer’s six word memoir (via ameliamagritte)
«I declare Amelia Thursday’s winner.»
The Six-Word Memoir Contest: The Explanation
underwhelmer:
Maybe you’ve heard of the book Not Quite What I Was Planning: Six Word Memoirs from Writers Famous and Obscure, or you’ve seen the accompanying website from the publisher where you can submit your own ultra-pithy bio.
Just for the hell of it, my pal Amelia and I have decided to have a six-word memoir-off, with the catch being that we’ll be writing memoirs for each other. And we’ll...